Days of the Week

Tue Mar 10
Tuesday used your phone to vote for Dancing with the Stars. Multiple times.

Tuesday used your phone to vote for Dancing with the Stars. Multiple times.

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Thu Feb 26
Thursday wants to tell you about this hip, underground band called The Killers.

Thursday wants to tell you about this hip, underground band called The Killers.

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Thursday is the one who cancelled Arrested Development

Thursday is the one who cancelled Arrested Development

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Wed Feb 25
Wednesday twitters while at a strip club.

Wednesday twitters while at a strip club.

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Tue Feb 24
Tuesday writes “, BA” after its name

Tuesday writes “, BA” after its name

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Mon Feb 23
Monday owns Liza Minelli in concert on dvd

Monday owns Liza Minelli in concert on dvd

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Fri Feb 20
Friday doesn’t tell your boss you faked the flu to go to disneyland

Friday doesn’t tell your boss you faked the flu to go to disneyland

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Friday stayed down there until you finished, and then baked you a pie

Friday stayed down there until you finished, and then baked you a pie

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Thu Feb 19
Thursday’s response to “how are you?” always starts with a sigh.

Thursday’s response to “how are you?” always starts with a sigh.

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Thursday replaced my birth control with sugar pills.

Thursday replaced my birth control with sugar pills.

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Ironically, Thursday uses the words “ironically” and “literally” incorrectly. Literally everytime.

Ironically, Thursday uses the words “ironically” and “literally” incorrectly. Literally everytime.

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I saw Thursday distributing foreign currency to a bum

I saw Thursday distributing foreign currency to a bum

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Wed Feb 18
Wednesday spams your wall with Zac Efron blingees.

Wednesday spams your wall with Zac Efron blingees.

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Wednesday insists you use its name in phrases such as “you just pulled a Wednesday!” or “That was totally Wednesday”

Wednesday insists you use its name in phrases such as “you just pulled a Wednesday!” or “That was totally Wednesday”

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Wednesday has made a huge mistake.

Wednesday has made a huge mistake.

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